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idlewild

By Deekra N. Lark
An elf rode out to save his town, Idlewild. His destination was the land of Smo. His job was to seek audience with the king of Smo. He rode over mountains and through valleys until he reached the land and court of Smo. The king asked `What is it that you require?` and the squirrel begs him to save his town.
`What is the name of your town?` The king asked.
`Idlewild` the elf replied. The kings face went purple, his eye went red and he screamed. `IDLEWILD, IDLEWILD` with that he pulled out his staff and the elf exploded.
What is the moral of this story?

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Smo king is bad for your elf.