Vulpine Imperium

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Out of food

By Deekra N. Lark
Tis a blinking terrible day when
A poor chap`s food runs off
To find a bounder`s stomach, then,
Become their good scoff

Cos a hare`s a jolly noble beast
And he`s to proud to say
`You`ve taken my bally old feast
And then just ran away`

So you absoballylutely terrible chap
Had better come back to me
To give me my food with no trick or a trap
So I will set you freeeeee!