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Why the larders always empty

By John B. Haxon
I'm a real eater, that I be,
I eat me meals to the very last pea,
I wouldn't trust myself with the kitchens key,
Thats why the larders always empty!

Be it fruits or meats I love my food
thats why the others dont call me a dude,
but I'm a stickler on manners now don't be rude,
Thats why the larders always empty!