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The Perfectionist

By Addiena Brushtail
Watch what you say around me!
Watch how you look around me!
Watch how you act around me
Because I'm the perfectionist!

I have to have everything just so.
Everyone else is imperfect, wouldn't you know!
To see a mess brings me woe
Because I'm the perfectionist!

Watch what you say around me!
Watch how you look around me!
Watch how you act around me
Because I'm the perfectionist!

I was walking through town the other day.
Watch your step!
Get out of my way!
That's what I said to those foolish beasts,
That got in the way of the perfectionist.

Watch what you say around me!
Watch how you look around me!
Watch how you act around me
Because I'm the perfectionist!

My garden's as perfect
As the house that I own.
My, my! Look how the cabbage has grown!
So why am I completely alone?
Is it because I'm the perfectionist?

Watch what you say around me!
Watch how you look around me!
Watch how you act around me
Because I'm the perfectionist!