Vulpine Imperium

The Calendar

The current calendar has been developed, several centuries ago and at no small expense, by the Ministry of Innovation. Previous to that time, the Olde Kalendar had become so discombobulated that Giftsgiving and Beating day were being celebrated in what we now call Humidor.

The actual process took the ministry no less then three years from start to finish, during which there were absolutely no holydays, weekends, birthday parties, or tax collections. Archeologists are often interested to find headstones from that period, many of which follow this model: